What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 09:28
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Why does Islam give a bad vibe?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Genetic and biological clues point to inflammation’s role in mental health - PsyPost
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
How can someone living alone in their own apartment reduce the cost of their electric bills?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
SpaceX adds 26 satellites to its Starlink constellation with launch from California - Space
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Astronomers Astonished by Largest Explosion Since the Big Bang - futurism.com
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Here's One Reason To Buy A Lucid Air Over A Tesla Or Rivian - InsideEVs
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
What can anal toys bring to straight men?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics